byford dolphin incident

An incident in an oil rig back in 1983 involving a decompression chamber and diving bell where a diver was forced through a gap just 5 inches wide due to the extreme pressure differential. He was basically folded in half backwards and his organs were pulled straight out of his body.

Don’t look up the byford dolphin incident unless u like gore and morbid shit

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing June 22, 2025

Dolphin

A golfer with a handicap of over 18

He shot 47 points but plays off 26, the dolphin

by Dolffin May 16, 2021

Joe Dolphin

That one amazing hockey player, usually #71, who gets his name called every game by "Papa Dolphin"

You look like Joe Dolphin playing out there!

by Anonymous1237187123 January 1, 2021

Dolphin Fur

Sticky semen on wet skin

Bro, we hooked up in the hot tub and ended up covered in Dolphin Fur.

by EDF 98 September 2, 2025

jasper dolphin

member of the amazing group ofwgkta hes dope asf
not even a rapper
sick ass dude though ong

person1: dude did you hear *jasper dolphin* on the new ofwgkta song??

person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...

person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor

by ayooochrz April 15, 2023

The Dolphins' Strategy

The Dolphins' Strategy.

The Dolphins' Strategy for becoming the strategic future of Football.

by Rice Mikhail Baker-Yeboah January 16, 2020

Dolphin

basicly a gay shark.

PersonA:"Have you seen those sharks at the beach?"
PersonB:"There were sharks too??? I just saw some of these gay dolphins..."

by GankedByBugSplat April 4, 2020