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Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage
"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"
by ForestGuy July 21, 2023
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Coke docking

When 2 guys are docking and a chick comes and puts a hollywood over both their dicks while they’re jerking off. And snorts said line over the foreskin overlap.
Well I seen these 2 guys docking and I had a bag of blow on me so I thought why not make a line over their 2 dicks that are connected by the foreskin and do a Hollywood. I was totally coke docking that night
by MILLLLATHEKILLAAAA March 10, 2021
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Cock-dock

"Cock-dock" is the place a man docks his cock
Heterosexually when referring to a woman's vagina - "WOW! This woman's cock-dock is delicious"

Homosexually when referring to anal sex - "WOW! This fella's cock-dock is nice and tight"

and Hetersosexually when referring to anal sex "WOW! This woman's cock-dock is nice and tight"
by ma406712 August 19, 2017
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Sound-Docking

When a man uses his penis to sound another man's penis
Hey bro, we've tried Docking, now let's try sound-docking
by grimreaperjr14 April 4, 2023
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Docking

Docking is such a lovely thing. I dock my dad all the time. docking is a very touchy thing that you do with your sneaky link or your bros. I love docking with da boyzzzz. Docking is a sexual sport when you shove your shlong into another shlong with your foreskin.
docking is:
Napoleon grabbed my arm and pulled me into a dark closet.... bro what the fuck? he turned the light on and dimmed the lights... he pulled it out and I smirked, wait bro why are we doing this in the janitor's closet? you know *giggles*, "so Rodrick," says Napoleon. "you ready". Rodrick nods. Rodrick strips and looks at napoleons rock-solid 12-inch cock "damn". Napoleon begins to put his schlong inside Rodricks 8 inches, BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH. the hear the chingle of keys as the janitor starts to unlock the door, the two boys freeze still inside eachother....
by DOCKSTER November 22, 2021
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Glory Docking

The boys couldn't wait to knock off work and get down to Andy's for a good glory docking.
by Professor Alec December 20, 2021
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Dock With Aquarius

The act of docking oneself with the top of a traffic cone, in order to discharge liquid shit. Without getting it all over oneself.
The lunch tuck tacos did not agree with me I need to “Dock with Aquariusimmediately before I dispel liquid death on myself.
by Dallas logic March 6, 2022
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