Disored

Most likely the cutest person you will ever mute. Disored's are always the best type of people to hangout and they are usually the best at everything

Dude! He's such a disored.

by kawaiimonster1001 August 27, 2018

disoclodianitys

A state of having an extremely large penis wedged between your toes while the person with the penis sings the Canadian national anthem in an Elmo voice.

"yeah, I love disoclodianitys with my boyfriend. it makes me wet."

by cozyboijon April 11, 2019

disoclodianitys

The state of having an extremely large penis wedged between your toes while the one with the person with the penis sings the Canadian national anthem in an Elmo from sesame street voice.

"yeah, I love disoclodianitys with my boyfriend. It makes me moister than an oyster."

by cozyboijon April 11, 2019

disorved

Putting a chicken outside. That’s all

lol, disorved xD

by Disorved scientist December 9, 2021

disolvie

umm a retarded girl likes to harrass peapipe

hey disolvie are harrasing peapipe again cool

by pobube December 21, 2021

caratoh disorder

When eating cheetohs too much, the chemical ariboral can cause your dna hair coloring functionality to turn orange, other side effects include giggling and loving animals, the process takes 3 years and afterwords, when the hair reaches oxygen, it will begin irredencent(glowing) example, the plant cornelius hogus, that contains glow worms, is used in the process to make cheetohs. it is advised to call your doctor if these symptoms occur.

Orangutans have orange tintedhair due to the plant cornelius hogus, which contains glow worms.
Doctor: It seems your hair color change was due to the popular snack cheetohs, its the caratoh disorder!
Man: aww man

by Dr. Serdigh Phd October 3, 2011

Hypopenile Disorder

Disorder characterized by having a small penis.

Hypo = below normal

Penile = medical term referring to the penis

Disorder = abnormality of function

"I thought Mike and Janae really hit it off after they met at that party?"

"Ya, everything was going well until they started to hook up and she realized that he has hypopenile disorder!"

"Poor guy..."

by Bobby Burncoat October 11, 2012