Dirt Slow

When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.

On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.

by Goddaci August 28, 2018

dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.

-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?

by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017

Dirt chicken

Its you nick. Accept it.

Nick you are a dirt chicken

by D_urtchkn October 30, 2020

Dirt ball

A ball of hash

Yo are you smoking on a dirt ball?

Yessir it made my whole house reek for the day.

by BoolinOnTheBlok November 25, 2019

dirt poisoning

When you hit the ground too hard and die.

"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"

by HospitalBills October 22, 2019

Hard Dirt

Having sex in a forest clearing

He got some hard dirt last night.

by L0ri3 May 24, 2018

Dirt squirter

The anus.

1. During sex, Crystal was partial to a finger or two in her dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.

by Truck 12 December 3, 2015