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Dirt Slow

When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.
On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.
by Goddaci August 28, 2018
mugGet the Dirt Slowmug.

dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.
-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?
by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017
mugGet the dirt canoemug.

Dirt ball

Yo are you smoking on a dirt ball?

Yessir it made my whole house reek for the day.
by BoolinOnTheBlok November 25, 2019
mugGet the Dirt ballmug.

dirt poisoning

"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"
by HospitalBills October 22, 2019
mugGet the dirt poisoningmug.

Hard Dirt

by L0ri3 May 24, 2018
mugGet the Hard Dirtmug.

Dirt squirter

1. During sex, Crystal was partial to a finger or two in her dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.
by Truck 12 December 3, 2015
mugGet the Dirt squirtermug.

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