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La Deli Lama

(N) Geeky alter ego to a bored ,uproaching middle aged man with very little intrests. A man wise well upon his years if you stopped counting when he was three. A modern day philospher with a bad haircut.
Asker: Oh! Help me Deli , solve the great mystery of life?

La Deli Lama: What mystery? The game sucks, the cereal has to much cinnamon and if weren't for those pictures , the maagzine would of been cancelled years ago.
by The Deli Keeper February 3, 2010
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Cowboy Decision

A brave, bold and sometimes reckless judgement call.
I pulled a cowboy decision and texted her a picture of my limp dick.
by Kahuna77 March 24, 2017
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Pin Deisel

A guy who thinks he is vin deisel but really he is a pin
Jack L is such a Pin Deisel
by Sheaternator January 10, 2018
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The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.
Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..
by Shmeat Your Maker May 24, 2018
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erectile decision

The act when someone has contractions when they aren't even pregnant.
OMG! I'm having an erectile decision!
Did you see Julia, she was having an erectile decision!
by Someone named Ouff May 27, 2018
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Un decisive swine

A dumb ass who knows nothing and lives under a rock also has no knowledge what so ever
Bob-how do we eat

Person-your a un decisive swine your so dumb
by Busterrox February 19, 2018
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Go Deli Beli up

When you eat so much deli meat you have to lay on the couch with belly up. Pregnant women are often mistaken for suffering from Deli Beli up.
by Romoboi May 31, 2019
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