You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Don't hate the player, hate the game

Don't blame the person for finding out a way to beat the system , blame the system for being beatable

Person 1: WAIT, WHAT!? HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT! IT'S NOT FAIR!
Person 2:Well it doesn't say you can't do that.
Person 1:But it's not fair
Person 2: Don't hate the player, hate the game

by 6Nice. October 3, 2020

don't dog the boys

don't dog the boys is a term often used by mates when one of there boys either ditches or intends to ditch a gathering or social event with the lads for something far less important like work, a girl or in extreme cases of dogging the boys even a quiet night in.

"Ay don't dog the boys mate, we have had this piss up planned for weeks"

by Barnibus_Samuels July 24, 2017

i don’t feel so good

The line was that became a meme and the heartbreak of all teenage girls.

Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good.

by Superwolf23 June 2, 2018

I don't know her

A shady way of saying someone didn't exist in your world in your life and you don't like them . They are basic irrelevant

Interviewer: what do you think of Beyoncé

Mariah: she is an amazing person and amazing artist and we love her

Interviewer: and what about jlo

Mariah: I don't know her

by Gabrielle williams July 5, 2016

Asian Don't Raisin

The Asian equivalent of Black Don't Crack. It's when Asians look younger than their age.

Actors like Wang Leehom, John Cho, Sandara Park, Shahrukh Khan are some examples of the term Asian Don't Raisin.

by youngfeelsold May 24, 2016

Don't Cry, Craft

A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

Watch out, the Phandom has risen.

"Bro, I'm crying so hard; Angela left me."

"Don't cry, craft."

"What?"

"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."

by jawnthehedgelord April 19, 2015