Douchebag

A person who has little intelligence and who constantly gets on people's nerves of no apparent reason. Typically cares about no one else and is overly confident. Downplays and ridicules others that are superior to himself/herself.

Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen.

by J to the O Jonathan December 9, 2008

douchebaggers

Teabaggers, namely ignorant, racist, Obama-hating conservatives who pitch a bitch every time Barack Obama does something to try to help poor bastards like them. Brainwashed by hateful conservative pundits, they have no idea that they are fighting against their own economic interest, but continue to publicly spout their ignorance and attempt to block the progress that this corrupt country so desperately needs.

They are conservatives, ergo they are douchebags: hence the term "douchebaggers." See also "douchebagger."

1. Boy, those douchebaggers on TV really have their panties in a bunch. What a pack of idiots. What are they so angry about?

2. Yollin keeps wearing his stupid Obama-bashing t-shirts. He's a real douchebagger.

by OsirusR July 6, 2010

strawberry douchebag

strawberry, meaning; strawberry as in fruity or gay.

douchebag, meaning; punk ass.

your such a fucking strawberry douchebag!

by beth. April 4, 2007

Douchbaginess

the state of being an extreme douchebag aka aron feltaman

his extreme douchbaginess alienated him from just about everybody

by lalalalalaaaa February 22, 2008

Abercrombie and Douchebag

Another term for Abercrombie and Fitch. The gayest store ever. You never want to go shopping there. It smells like ass by the way.

Where'd you get you outfit? Abercrombie and Douchebag?!?!

by D-d-d-d-Davewazere June 12, 2009

self conceited douchebag

failure at life, a complete moron who has no respect for anyone but himself, and thinks hes sweet shit

dj akuds is a self conceited douchebag... not to mention a failure at life and a moron

by gstar* May 7, 2011

douchebaguette

Not to be confused with a douchebagette, a douchebaguette is simply a French douchebag.

Person 1: Look at that dude smoking his cigarettes while pontificating about Sartre and holding his Louis Vuitton bag.

Person 2: Yeah what an asshole.

Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.

by maxapo September 1, 2011