kindergarten crush

To have a small, unimportant crush on someone, or to be in the "friendly flirting" stage of a relationship.

Yeah, he kind of likes her......I guess you can call it a kindergarten crush.

by xxbecca March 31, 2009

Cradle Crusader

A Cradle Crusader is a person who regularly attempts to procreate with members of the opposite sex who are typically between the ages of 15-17.

Dude, he is a true cradle crusader!

by Dante and Randall June 20, 2011

Crush

A person you like more than anything. You would do anything to get them to like you, usually a physical and emotional connection to the opposite sex(or the same sex, depends on preference). Sometimes, if you are lucky, your crush will like you back or you become good friends.

Kel- I have had a crush on you since the first day of school...

Kenan- Really? I liked you too! That's why I always flirted with you in math!

Kel- Really? (Thinking- finally! my crush worked out!)

by kelseythevolleyball-luver October 25, 2012

Crusade

When you go out and eliminate all thots in the area/country/world

Let’s go on a crusade to rid the world of thots

by Ryan Buttersworth August 4, 2019

crusading

The futile act of relentlessly arguing a position to a person or audience, knowing they have already rejected it. Often the goal is not to convince anyone, but to antagonize dissenters, congratulate oneself for excellent arguing, or perhaps to instigate an entertaining or damning reaction.

"Should I even talk to my mom about climate change? Nah... that would be pointless crusading."

"I was up til 4am crusading for trans rights on conservative Twitter. You should see the screenshots."

"No crusading in the comments, guys."

by Kickflipper November 9, 2018

love-crush

The most dangerous form of crush.

Jim: Oh no, here comes Susan.
Fred: Dude, what's up?
Jim: She's hot as hell, super cute and when i see her i can't decide whether to talk to her for hours or do dirty things to her for hours.

Fred: Dude, you have a love-crush on her.
Jim: Shit, that sounds serious.
Fred: It is man. Basically you're screwed.

Jim: Darnit.

by mrs fimmel November 25, 2010

candy crush time

When you ask someone what the time is and they give you a totally incorrect answer because they've changed the time on their phone to get extra lives on Candy Crush Saga.

A: What's the time?
B: Just gone 4.
A: Huh? It's still morning, you must be on Candy Crush time!

by Nonflyingfarang April 24, 2014