by Anal Czar October 24, 2010
Get the Cooncoffs mug.offensive name for native Australian aboriginals, generally used to offend aboriginals in the slums of more rural parts of Australia. the word derives from the word 'raccoon' when it was used in north america to offend African Americans. Unlike african americans, most aboriginals have not yet risen from racial hatred and are still living in largely populated slums. some of the aboriginals in slums are equally as resentful of whites as whites are of them, and violence isn't uncommon.
synonyms: aboriginal, abo, nigger, golliewog, gollie
synonyms: aboriginal, abo, nigger, golliewog, gollie
father: "i can smell that coon from here!"
son: "i dont think it is fair for them to be rejected by society the way that they are"
father: "just stay away from them son, they don't like us whites."
son: "i dont think it is fair for them to be rejected by society the way that they are"
father: "just stay away from them son, they don't like us whites."
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Get the coon beats mug.NOUN: A cross between a bowlegged New Orleans whore and a mullet-eating marsh alligator with bad breath and a dime in his pocket, hatched somewhere in the Atchafalaya Basin in Southwestern Louisiana in an underwater catfish hole, the boudain skin used for a condom having busted during intercourse the previous summer.
Some have asserted that General Andrew Jackson, who is famous for the command given to his entrenched troops during the War of 1812, "Hold your fire until you can see the whites of their eyes," fathered the first coonass after a leave of absence taken in New Orleans immediately following the war where he had a hurried tryst with an English officer's wife in a privy behind a hotel in the French Quarter. However, this cannot be true because of the fact that coonasses all have bloodshot eyes and cannot therefore be related to the English.
Others maintain that the first coonasses were actually shipwrecked, scurvied Moroccan pirates, their galley slaves, French Canadian whores obtained in a raid on the shores of the Arcadian Province, and AWOL French legionaries who blew into the salt marshes of Louisiana running before a hurricane. In their attempts to survive without the convenience of toilet paper and mouthwash, they took to trapping raccoons in the swamps and trading with the Native American tribes in Southeast Texas for corncobs, pine tar and ground sassafras root. Soon, they became infamous among these Texan tribesmen for wearing their raccoon hats backwards with the tail dangling in their faces. Already known for their anti-social dispositions and failure at proper taxidermy, they quickly became known as "coons' assholes," but the epithet was soon shortened to "coonasses" because of the infestation of mosquitoes in the salt marshes that necessitated saying what one had to say quickly while swatting varmints.
Still others assert that the epithet was completely off base since the shipwrecked foreigners didn't trap raccoons; but rather, nutria rats, crawfish, poke salad and alligator gar; therefore, they simply should have been called weird.
ADJECTIVE: Uneducated; ignorant, pedestrian in the meanest way, uncouth, obnoxiously crude and boorish.
Some have asserted that General Andrew Jackson, who is famous for the command given to his entrenched troops during the War of 1812, "Hold your fire until you can see the whites of their eyes," fathered the first coonass after a leave of absence taken in New Orleans immediately following the war where he had a hurried tryst with an English officer's wife in a privy behind a hotel in the French Quarter. However, this cannot be true because of the fact that coonasses all have bloodshot eyes and cannot therefore be related to the English.
Others maintain that the first coonasses were actually shipwrecked, scurvied Moroccan pirates, their galley slaves, French Canadian whores obtained in a raid on the shores of the Arcadian Province, and AWOL French legionaries who blew into the salt marshes of Louisiana running before a hurricane. In their attempts to survive without the convenience of toilet paper and mouthwash, they took to trapping raccoons in the swamps and trading with the Native American tribes in Southeast Texas for corncobs, pine tar and ground sassafras root. Soon, they became infamous among these Texan tribesmen for wearing their raccoon hats backwards with the tail dangling in their faces. Already known for their anti-social dispositions and failure at proper taxidermy, they quickly became known as "coons' assholes," but the epithet was soon shortened to "coonasses" because of the infestation of mosquitoes in the salt marshes that necessitated saying what one had to say quickly while swatting varmints.
Still others assert that the epithet was completely off base since the shipwrecked foreigners didn't trap raccoons; but rather, nutria rats, crawfish, poke salad and alligator gar; therefore, they simply should have been called weird.
ADJECTIVE: Uneducated; ignorant, pedestrian in the meanest way, uncouth, obnoxiously crude and boorish.
NOUN: A young crawfish, while taking a stroll with his mother through a ditch after a thunderstorm, looked up and excitedly exclaimed, "Hey, Maw, what's that?" to which his mother shouted, "Run, son, that's a coonass! He'll eat anything!"
ADJECTIVE: "What a coonass way to do things! You can't paint an "X" on the bottom of the pirouette and expect to come back out here on the bayou next week and find your perch hole."
ADJECTIVE: "What a coonass way to do things! You can't paint an "X" on the bottom of the pirouette and expect to come back out here on the bayou next week and find your perch hole."
by BaileyWuXiang August 26, 2009
Get the coonass mug.A term used by white people to describe the less evolved homosapian commonly known as black people
Usually with a large head and thick skull, big lips that are usually dry and scaly like a mammoth.
Lives on a mixture of watermelon, fried chicken, rice and Kool aid
Most claim to be of Jamaica descent because they believe it to be 'cool' the reality is they are of African decent and most probably the bi product of slavery
Usually with a large head and thick skull, big lips that are usually dry and scaly like a mammoth.
Lives on a mixture of watermelon, fried chicken, rice and Kool aid
Most claim to be of Jamaica descent because they believe it to be 'cool' the reality is they are of African decent and most probably the bi product of slavery
Coon - "yo man, I ain't doing no work man. Why you mek me do sutin for me money man "
Respectable white man - " that's life young man. Stop being a niglet and earn some money for offspring you waste of space "
Coon - (sucks his gums) " you wasteman blood, me too gangster to earn some money "
Respectable white man -"oh just Fuck off you coon, piss me off you lot do. Lazy bastards"
Respectable white man - " that's life young man. Stop being a niglet and earn some money for offspring you waste of space "
Coon - (sucks his gums) " you wasteman blood, me too gangster to earn some money "
Respectable white man -"oh just Fuck off you coon, piss me off you lot do. Lazy bastards"
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