Romanian Cupcake

sexual act in which one only semi-defecates and proceeds to penetrate (have intercourse with) another person with the aforementioned piece of excrement.

Excited Girl: Happy birthday!
Disappointed Boy: Oh all you got me was this tin of peppermint tea? I was hoping for a Romanian Cupcake.

Bro 1: Dude...did you guys hook up last night?
Bro 2: Hell yeah! I'm still full from all of those Romanian Cupcakes!
Bro 1: DUUUUUUDE!!

by billyoats January 9, 2011

Cupcake

To brew a fart into your cupped hands and then transfer it to the face of an unsuspecting victim, blanketing them face in the rich smell of your inner sphincter.

I cupcaked Sam. He vomitted from the putrid smell of my tainted asshole.

by Casanova M-Baby July 14, 2007

Cupcaking

The art of ensuring that your fart is smelt by your victim, and possibly even breathed in.
Basically you cook up a real stinker in your colon, CUP your hands over your "exit-hole", let loose taking care not to 'spill' the contents, and waft/push/throw into your victims face so they get the full 'benefit'.

Then casually remind them that fart is made up of minute microscopic poo-particles and they have in fact, 'just eaten your shit'.

Jed sneaked up on Gaz, with a real devestator lodged in his bowel. Discretely he moved his hands to his arse, farted whilst simultaneously cupping then unleashed his stink on Gaz'z person, Cupcaking him.

Gaz gags and Jed laughs his ass off.

by Jeddycakes November 6, 2007

cupcake

are a delicious tasty treat you shove into your mouth for sloveing your thriving desert and food problems.

omg that girl is so skinny and needs to gain pounds give her some cupcakes

by DESERTGIRL12345678910 December 26, 2011

chupacabra

A sex act beginning when a man binds a woman into the inverse mantis position. He then grabs a horn and violently inserts it into the female's vagina. She then, through the process of vaginal contraction, blows goat's blood out of the horn and onto the man's penis. Using glow-in-the-dark vampire teeth, she performs fellatio on the man, until his ejaculated semen mixes with the goat's blood. At this juncture, the woman gargles the lathered solution and swallows.

James: "I'm heading down to the Swedish deli. You want anything?"
Sam: "Can you pick me up some goat's blood?"
James: "The chupacabra?"
Sam: "...the chupacabra..."

by TimAndEric August 4, 2009

Chupacabra

A cocktail shot consisting of lime juice, blue raspberry liquer, and "overproof" rum.

Pete and I got drunk on Chupacabras on Tuesday night.

by Ajos April 8, 2004

Chupacabra

When you pull down your pants and sneak up on somebody then swipe your ass accross any part of their body.

While Cory was lying on the couch I chupacabrad him right in the face.

by Cory Schiller October 15, 2006