Figglestainian Cuddling

To cuddle a person with overwhelming force and in such a way that it causes anal bleeding.

Hey you ready for some Figglestainian cuddling?

Not now. I'm still recovering from last time.

by Pennycynical May 6, 2025

covi’ cuddle

A cuddle from a loved member who wants a cuddle after contracting covid having spent days in isolation without physical contact.

They may no longer have covid , however beware they may want a cuddle regardless of the chance you may catch it.

Go on give your mother a covi’ cuddle (English).
Go on give your mither a covi’ bozie (Scottish).

by aSonOfaMotherXx October 16, 2022

Cuddle

On December 8,u have to cuudle with your friend who's name starts on :N, V, K, L, J
If u dont, ur a poser

Hey! It's December 8!
....so?...
Do u maybe... Wanna cuddle?

by Killua's_lost_skateboard December 7, 2020

Cuddle Puddle

A bunch of dirty, muddy, unshowered, non-deodorant hippies and drugged out perverts all laying on each other with more-than-occasional groping

Look at those wooks in that cuddle puddle.

by The master bartender June 28, 2018

Cunt cuddle

It’s went you smush you’re face into a woman’s vagina for a prolonged enjoyable time whilst humming “coming around the mountain”

Because the thunderstorm blew out the power, I had the most relaxing cunt cuddle with my wife

by Cunt-Cuddler August 28, 2020

Cuddle Slut

1. (n) Someone who would prefer cuddles to sexual activity.

2. (n) Someone who craves a connection and intimacy.

“Are you cuddly?”

“Of course! I’m a total Cuddle Slut!”

by Dreyah August 24, 2022

Tactical Cuddles

Cuddling purely to preserve body heat

Chris-Yo Mat I forgot my sleeping bag
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo

by IdkManIjustworkIG October 20, 2022