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SCREWBIK'S CUBE

The act of solving a Rubik's cube while having sex
Me and my girlfriend are going to Screwbik's cube tonight
by Frediksburg March 11, 2025
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cube

to be chill; since ice cube = chill, chill means to be cube
Damn bro, are you going to Project Thunda?”

Yeah bro, it’s going to be pretty cube.”
by AidanHair September 6, 2024
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Cube

The Yeovil College word for love.
I cube you!
Share the cube!
by poppysaurus December 14, 2012
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gooch cube

Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."

"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"

"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
by soiled_it January 29, 2024
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Rubik's cube solver

A musical mix that has all the aspects of music that one is craving for at a certain moment.
Couldnt really find my twist today in what to listen to., untill i heard this mix! This mix is a rubik's cube solver!
by ChrizzleTheWhizzle June 25, 2022
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Sex Cube

A big, sexy black man who has all white friends and is submissive in a non-sexual manner (exceptions can be made).
Jakkub, more like sex cube!!!
by The black cracker October 10, 2020
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Cube Placer

What you call a minecraft youtuber who has under 30k subscribers. you can also call someone a cube placer when they play minecraft in class
me: *sees someone playing minecraft in class*
me: haha you fucking cube placer
cube placer: NO! i am not a cube placer i just play minecraft
me: ok fucking wierdo
by krovav June 5, 2021
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