Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."
"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"
"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"
"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
by soiled_it January 29, 2024
Get the gooch cubemug. only 5.8% of people know it also the top 3 solves are 3.13 seconds by Max Park and then a 3.44 second solve by Luke Garret and 3rd is a 3.47 by Yusheng Du
by a rubiks cube solver September 18, 2023
Get the rubik's cubemug. When you jizz in an ice cube tray, freeze it, then have a party with your friends and make mixed drinks with them..... Bottoms up!!!
by Dump truck January 2, 2017
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Get the Cube of Meatmug. When your sister asks you what yo want to drink, you mean choccy milk, but then say "sugar cube water" just to be an annoying little brother.
by xXanonymousleoXx June 26, 2022
Get the sugar cube watermug. by moms son September 10, 2018
Get the the cubemug. A tough lil guy that looks cute when happy, but if you mess with him, he has the ability to kill you while washing his kippa.
by US-IL February 17, 2025
Get the Israel cubemug.