Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!
by anonymous November 24, 2021

Person 1: your such a hailey crystal nell
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: a spastic, a nerd and a simp
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: a spastic, a nerd and a simp
by ShreksWife September 17, 2020

the baddest bitch yet known touch foot on this earth. Crystal is the most perfect girl in the world face card check, body teaaaa, bbl bblinggg she zont play. She is the biggest troll and will clown you and your mom again clock it. Make sure to do your homework on crystal thankyouuu clock it
ohhhh myyy goshhh crystal is the baddest bestest beautiest girl ever you can’t replace crystal CLOCK ITTTT
by unknownkisskiss June 16, 2024


crystal is a beautiful girl with a sweet smile. When she is angry, she's scary and you definitely want to give her some space as she needs time to cool down. She'll never make her first move of confessing unless she has really thought it through. She is cunning and won't get caught doing bad things but if she's ever caught, she's smart enough and can get out of trouble easily. She will never let anyone know her troubles but instead, she will help others with their troubles even when she's hurting inside. When you first meet her, she may seem quiet but once she's comfortable with you, she's like a wild animal!
by pepero101 November 22, 2021

by SimplyVoided_RBX June 21, 2021
