crystal closet

someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)

x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG

by Toh.gayest.show September 4, 2023

Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.

Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.

by micromoods January 11, 2023

Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓

Crystal Starbucks

by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022

Crystals Reddit

403 Forbidden

Crystal:no one knows Crystals reddit

by HookTheGamer December 30, 2021

Crystal's Hug

When you're hugging your girl but you just grabbing her boobs a lot. every time you are grabbing boobs.

i gave my girl a Crystal's Hug and bounced with a chub.

by RazzleDazzle13 October 30, 2022

Crystal Run

a euphemism for having sex

Josh: Yo I'm about to do a Crystal Run
Brock: GG, hope you drop alloy ;)

by Selk Bag Enthusiast February 9, 2023

crystalized meta

She is a self titled based entertainer known by Blair or Blairwitch or the BlairtheBitch using Crystal rock of quartz that is help her to get everything she wanted in life experience it the same way she was experiencing it spiritually with no delay. Boosted up 3 elements to make it someone who will be reaching her hand for you for the rest of her lives.

Being Blair Crystalized meta it’s the same person with different looks.

by Blair and halo December 26, 2024