Crunchy Toothbrush

When a man cums in your mouth 'by mistake' - you secretly spit it out onto his toothbrush so it dries and is crunchy for his next use.

Matilda was upset that Robert 'mistakenly' ejaculated in her mouth after she kindly asked him not to. She politely excused herself after their intercourse session and 'mistakenly' spit her mouthful of babies so he would have a crunchy toothbrush the next morning.

by SnowyD June 16, 2013

crunchay

better than a * whispers * "s c r u n c h i e"

Oh em jayyyyyy look at my crunchayyyy!!!!! Its saurrr gourdd i knaurrr

by rx2ie July 13, 2023

tough crunchies

Nothing you can do about it, so you should just get over it

Chris waited until 3am to do his 10 page paper that's due at 9am,
But that's tough crunchies

by Rabbitsteeth December 20, 2014

Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce

That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher

by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019

indian pizza cruncher

When a hindu sticks a pizza roll up anothers ass hole until it cums out of there dick and there partner sucks it out and shoves it deep in there scrotum until they can't resist any longer.

I met an indian pizza cruncher and I got super erect

by Reginald Summers December 1, 2017

Arabian Apple Cruncher

When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.

Wanna go to the zoo for an Arabian Apple Cruncher?

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

cunchiva

A word made up of Cunt, Bitch and Diva

Damn, my wife is being a cunchiva today!

by Dwnhnc81 June 3, 2016