jimmy cricket

1. when a boy gets a boner, erection, his peepee go da douing douing douing!!!

I was talking dirrty to Tom, and he got a jimmy cricket

by Kc_Kit-Kat November 16, 2006

Crocker

Person who is described as, but not limited to a greasy haired, hunch backed homo with no social life or standing. Spends most of their time on the computer, giving them a pasty complection. Often the victim of chat room predators who enjoy taking nerdy little boys from behind.

Crocker found himself a 42 year old trucker from Iowa and he couldn't be happier.

by JesseB October 7, 2007

dirty cricket

When a man sticks his finger in the girls cornhole, then fingering her vagina with the shit infested finger.

"Jeffery and Samantha just did the dirty cricket and she screamed whenever she heard what had happened"

Jeffery- "It was worth it. I didnt even like her"

by Bill August 29, 2005

moon cricket

slang term describing WHITE PEOPLE..

moon: because they are pale and pasty-colored like the moon
cricket: because they are noisy as hell and take everything over

That dude's boss is such a moon cricket

by alphonse the lurker October 25, 2006

Cricketeer VI

A plague of Egypt that combines forces with Jebus X to become the all mighty power of Egypt

Jebus X and Cricketeer VI rule the universe because they remind the girls of John Holmes

by cricketeer VI June 15, 2003

Cocket

When your pulling your goalie and you shoot yourself in the face. Getting sperm in your face from your own dick or cock.

I was jacking off last night and I gave myself a cocket!

by DirtyStinkyNigger July 8, 2009

crocker shite

This is the definition for the song cannonball made by charlie masterman! It is a scottish saying and also means what a load of shit!

Hey tommy and paige that song is such a bit of crocker shite

by thomas holey October 1, 2011