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Michael Crook

A "blogger" residing in Mays Landing, NJ, who spends his time hiding behind a computer screen judging innocent people. Most of the victims of his slander are deceased people, dead from accidents.
He sits in his little cove of shame with his cats, obviously never stepping into sunlight. (The proof is on the guy's face.)
He also owns a website that is against Military. He says people in the army are stupid to put their lives on the line for their country. He says,

"I prefer to leave the “dying for the country” to suckers who obviously have no other job skills than to die for a country. I don’t see how fighting in Iraq is defending our freedoms; we’d still have our rights with or without these moronic troops. Dying for one’s country is a stupid act. Thus, I prefer to let the stupid people do the dying while I sit high and dry!"

The guy is clearly a moron. Anyone who reads his bullshit can see it. 'Nuff said.
"How can I even begin to describe how much I want Michael Crook dead?"
or
"Michael Crook is such a stupid dick."
by Ladedaaa24 June 29, 2009
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