Creep buddy

A friend you can talk to - one that gives encouraging words of advice.

Also is available to assist with sexual needs. Creep buddy

Last night me and my creep buddy went to the movies.

by Krystal white December 15, 2016

Creep-a-delic

out of this world creepy

"The Stepfather" was a creep-a-delic movie.

Spiders are creep-a-delic.

by mclovinadelic August 20, 2010

Lebo Creep

To sneak up behind someone and silently watch their computer monitor.

Damn... I was talking to an ugly chick on Facebook, Matt totally lebo creeped me and told everyone. My social life is ruined...

by itsmalkir June 14, 2011

Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.

by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021

Committee-creep

The tendency for the total number of meetings and committees in a business to increase over time without adequate means for removal.

"If they don't stop forming new meetings we'll all be buried from this committee-creep"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

Corner Creep

Fake homeless junkies who stand on the corner of freeway exits in Detroit saying that they're hungry and homeless when reality they all want money to buy dope.

There is the corner creep on 7 Mile again. she just scored another dollar bill from some dumb gullible emphaburb.

by Tiffctinary July 27, 2016

Creeps & Squeaks

A category of men women don't fuck.

I hate creeps & squeaks.

by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025