Wampus cougar

A rode hard women in her thirties, who looks like she is in her 40s. Completely untamed bush that smells like the cargo hold of a crapping troller.

Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!

by Hootie79 May 21, 2022

cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.

Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"

by Mcribbles May 31, 2022

Cougar

gianna

gianna is a cougar

by lukem33 June 1, 2022

Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.

Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.

by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022

Cougar

A MILF on a mission.

Jimmy: "Timmy's mum has a fat ass and a nice rack, she's going clubbing tonight to find a young man, she's a MILF on a mission!"
Blake: "Isn't that just a Cougar?"

by Ni⚕⚕a_wot November 5, 2021

cougar

shannon davies is a cougar as she likes to get with younger men at a very ancient ages

oh my god! that girl is SUCH a shannon! she is 60 and with a 19 year old what a cougar!

by shannondavies November 9, 2021

Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.

Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.

by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022