Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.
Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021
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Cotton throat

When your throat gets too dry to swallow from smoking too much marijuana.
"Dude I need some water, I have cotton throat!
by Purpl2lup May 03, 2019
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Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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Ms Cotton

A strict ass teacher who will get you in trouble for the stupidist and simplist reason ever, she will call your parents for a dumb reason why your in detention right now.
BRUH! Ms Cotton got me in trouble for opening my backpack!?!
by Hadrian February 06, 2023
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Cotton Tail

A cum fart bubble. Usually expelled after four or more consecutive ejaculations have been received in the anus.
Mat had a proper cotton tail after his romp with the bros.
by Climpy April 01, 2023
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Cotton Tail

A Cotton Tail is when toilet paper is wadded up into a baseball-sized ball and placed between the butt cheeks to resemble a bunny rabbit.
When Danielle came out of the bathroom pantsless, she bent over and showed me her cotton tail.
by Dingle Dung October 17, 2020
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