Vevtor Christ

Something that normies dont understand like epic redditors do
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I really like that Vevtor Christ, It Makes me laugh

by MinecraftGamer64 March 12, 2022

Dio Christ

Jesus Christ but it’s Dio from Jojo.

Friend: “So do you believe in Jesus Christ?”
Me: “No. I believe in Dio Christ.” (KONO DIO DA)

by ~Purple-Panta~ March 29, 2022

'"Christ-O-Fascist'"

Typical Republican

Republicans want Theocracy, they are '"Christ-O-Fascist'"

by LordEric April 7, 2022

Christ-O-Fascist

a person that fights for Theocratic Fascism in government, pushing unconstitutional Christian laws on the US population

Mitch McConnell uses his Senate seat to push a Christ-O-Fascist laws through the Senate

by LordEric April 7, 2022

ah jesus christ

a think i cant stop saying

ah jesus christ

by person who writes definoitonss December 13, 2020

Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd

The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch

Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool

by Skksksmakakkskkakaksm December 22, 2020

Resurrection of Christ

A spiritual sexual act, used to assert dominance on the Mormons. To complete the holy act, you will need a flash light, and a crucifix. Once you have convinced the dirty Mormon girl to bless you with her precious womb, you will position her into the “doggy” position. (You must ensure the room is completely dark) as you proceed to pound away, you sneak out the flash light and crucifix. With Cheetah like speed you turn on the flashlight and jam it into her anal cavity, to where the light is shining into your face, and proceed to raise the cross above your head, announcing that Jesus has been resurrected.

“As the light of holiness touched my face, and the cross was above my head, she coward in fear. For Jesus had been rebirth’Ed in her womb. The “Resurrection of Christ.”

by Daddydamon94 January 20, 2021