by Hdhdbdhrbr May 05, 2022
by Big chubbs November 09, 2021
christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"
"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."
"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"
"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."
"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"
"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."
by supadupaparatrupa February 22, 2012
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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025
by nicolass pooping on the go June 04, 2010
That moment when your friend faceapps a photo so many times that the app can no longer recognize it as a face.
Drew: you've gone too far this time James
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh
by JvariousButter September 19, 2021
When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.
by NickM808 September 18, 2017