Christoph

A quiet and weird bloke. Will say extremely random shit, which might not even make sense. Overall pretty cool dude

P1: I like Christoph
P2: Ikr, he's so cool. A bit weird though

by itsix November 26, 2021

Christopher Massey

Someone in the action figure community that claims they’ve been helpful to you in the past, when they’ve really just been super sketchy but were too high to notice

Man, Jim keeps acting entitled to my help, he’s really being Christopher Massey.

by Grover Thompson November 26, 2020

Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.

Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.

by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025

Christopher Ortiz

Great handsome looking guy with the holy spirit in him and also known as a "God".

Make my blessings come truth Christopher Ortiz

by Christopher Ortiz December 1, 2021

Christopher Livingstone Eubank

Can be used as a pronoun to describe an avid dancer, someone with a bizarre obsession for 'How You Like Me Now?' by 'The Heavy' or someone who knows facts about the flight pattern of a Bumblebee.

Skip: *dances*
Skip: "How you like me now?"
Shannon: "You're such a Christopher Livingstone Eubank."

by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019

Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Christopher moment

That moment when your friend faceapps a photo so many times that the app can no longer recognize it as a face.

Drew: you've gone too far this time James
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh

by JvariousButter September 18, 2021