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Christian is the best guy you'll ever meet. he's the most loyal sweetest guy you could ask for. hell always be there for you when you need him. he's every girls dream boyfriend. he's so attractive and freaky. he's the best kisser. he's really really good at sports and hes super smart. you'll be devastated if you ever lose him. he will change your life forever and always make you happy. he has his moments but still will always be there for you and never leave you.
Girl- man I really want a Christian in my life

boy (named Christian) - I'm right here girl I'm all yours
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when somebody gay, there name is probably christian!
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A very retarded person who everyone really wants to fucking do cock and ball torture on even though they would probably like it
BRO HOW DID YOU LET HIM DOWN ME YOUR SUCH A Christian.
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A person who typically likes to work with their hands, and not in a good way. These types of people prefer to use hands while performing a blowjob and tend to jerk off more frequently.
Dayummmmm!! Look at ur hands! You must be a Christian working those hands so hard.
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A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer
Example 1:

Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**

Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!

Example 2:

LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!

Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?

Example 3:

Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah

Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments

Example 4:

Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!

Mom: sure sweetie!

Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?

Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll

Example 5:

Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?

Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?

Young girl:

Example 6 (final example):

Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?

Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!

Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!

Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!
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The most amazing man you will ever meet
He has changed lives in so many ways and you’ll be forever grateful for it, this man will be your best friend until you both die.
He’s also the best boyfriend and will treat you with kindness and respect throught out the whole relationship, with a Christian you’ll be together till you grow old.
Best cuddler and kisser out there, he gives the most passionate and loving hugs you will ever get.
ExC1: Christian is so nice to me! He’s the best friend in the world!
ExC2: I would die for this man, I love you Christian.
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A stupid fuck and a dumbass that jerks his shit until he can’t stop.Always try’s to fuck his own sister with a small ass dick.
by anonymous June 3, 2025
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