Person one: Hey, is that Tiger Woods with that hot woman?
Person two: Yeah but that's not his wife Elin Nordegren
Person one: Guess we should call him cheetah woods
Person two: Yeah but that's not his wife Elin Nordegren
Person one: Guess we should call him cheetah woods
by seanbmoredudeyeahbuddy December 4, 2009
Get the Cheetah Woods mug.Old man: I've been waiting for you, Jenny. Now, you want some ice cream, and can swim for me later? Jenny: Mom! Chester the Molester wants to touch me again! Mom: Get away from her!
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a very good cat name, not over-used and not embarrassing for your cat. also quite good when baby-talking your cat. DO NOT use for a dog, isn't as nice
person A: do you have a cat or dog?
person B: i'll give you a hint: his name is chester
person A: ohh so it's a cat! cool name
person B: i'll give you a hint: his name is chester
person A: ohh so it's a cat! cool name
by thelittlemermaid.age22 October 10, 2011
Get the chester mug.This physical condition happens to people who gain so much weight that their chest falls into their drawers. You can't distinguish where the chest ends above the belt line. A person's belt or pants appears to rise all the way up into that solid layer of chest / fat.
by tomjordan September 4, 2011
Get the Chester Drawers mug.A dildo strapped around the chest, typically for strippers to use when harnessed to the bachelor for the bachelor party private stripper show.
We wanted to hire strippers and to strap a huge veiny chest-cock on Dave at his bachelor party, but he was too frightened about the possible splatter patterns on his black shirt.
by Rozlynn Phillip July 6, 2007
Get the chest-cock mug.One who aimlessly extols his religion/country/region or anything else that is currently prominent, completely unaware that nothing lasts forever. While it is better to have chest-beaters on your side (as opposed ot wading through countless re-iterations of the same, questionable points), they will usually get very upset after making a mistake that is pointed out and blown apart. Chest-Beaters are almost always conservative.
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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
Get the Chest-Beater mug.(Stopped at a street light you may turn to you neighbor driver) "Dude look at that van its a chester the molester van!!! aahahahaha"
by B from Bell Town April 23, 2009
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