Palming Cat

The common practice of cupping a strippers vagina at a strip club.

"I would love to go to the strip club, I enjoy palming cat"

by NeonFreak720 July 29, 2016

Cat snake

(Informal, Humourous) A ferret

H: What pets do you have?
I: I own a dog
L: I own a cat named Luna
M: I also have a cat!
J: I own a cat snake named Coffee
H: Cat snake?
J: It’s a ferret, but cat snake is the proper name for them
H: weird

by Ace the simp June 23, 2023

Multi-catting

The act of petting or playing with more than one cat at a time.

I'm multi-catting with Fluffy and Tigger.

by Jordieno February 6, 2020

Cat 22

That paradoxical situation in which an individual who has a predisposition towards stroking and petting felines is actually allergic to them.

Florian: I like stroking cats, but the problem is I am allergic to them
Phil: That sounds like a Catch 22 to me
Alex: you mean a Cat 22

by spru14 October 31, 2013

Cat Fest

Similar to the very popular "Sausage Fest," but with a large group of girls partying without any guys. While sausage is metaphorical for a dick, cat is metaphorical for a pussy, therefore making it a Cat Fest.

Guy 1: Yo, lets go crash the Cat Fest at Lindsay's house.

Guy 2: Yeah man, they are in desperate need of some sausages.

by E&Lbreezybish(; August 17, 2011

Jinx the Cat

Jinx is a god amongst his feline competitors

"Hey, have you heard about Jinx the Cat?"
"YES, I LOVE JINX THE CAT!!!!!1!!1!!!1!1"

by mrmrpizza May 20, 2022

Cat Approved

Farm Slang: When constructing something on the farm, cats will typcially refrain from climbing around on it until its structural integrity has been tested. Once they know it will not fall out from under them, they will climb all over it until the end of time.

Built that shed, the cats are all over it now it's cat approved.

by ElectricBananaMan February 25, 2019