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Carl

The guy that wears transition glasses and gets a little bit in amount of Cooter
Carl is a asshole
by Colonel sanders1665 March 28, 2022
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Carl

A stupid, gay, annoying, fat, and boring guy.
by Boilme April 28, 2020
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carl

Usually has a huge weiner and loves ebony porn. Carl is one of the boys and wi;l never leave. He is a toxic retard who doesnt know were the line is on some of his jokes
by Every Girl ever In illinois January 20, 2021
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Carles

He’s the best man/boy in the world. His name came from by the catalan lands and his catalan hearth melts mine.
He’s kind, handsome, loyal (super loyal), and have a big hearth.
But… sometimed you have to say what to do.
Carles, today you,re shining!!
by yobeautifulwife November 23, 2021
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carl-sean

Carl-Sean is a very unique name . They are very handsome/beautiful and nice to those who are nice back they often play sports
Hey how you doing Carl-Sean
by cgajw51 December 22, 2020
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Carl

Damn he so hit his smile make me cvm
Friend: did you cream your pants?

Me: yeah I was thinking of Carl
by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022
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Carl

A guy who probably had his existential crisis that only the age of 16. He's the kind of guy who cries himself to sleep every night. If he has kids, He doesn't. His wife has them, Someone kidnapped them, Or some shit. Carl's get no kids. The only type of kids he gets is a class of angry teenagers who live off monster energy drinks. Carl's are usually teachers, why? because they hate their life so much so that they need to make it worse with every passing minute. By the age of five Carl's are usually alcoholics. You can't blame them. It's not their fault they were named Carl. Carl's also have a tendency to have very small penises. So small that a dwarf could top them. So small that it is impossible for a man like that to be straight. Carl's have small penises.
"oh hey that's Carl." "Doesn't he have a tiny penis?"

"Isn't that Carl's eighth wine bottle?"

"Someone help Carl he about to jump off the balcony again. "
by Stumblebunny May 3, 2020
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