by puf_doge November 6, 2020
Get the Carl kidmug. A guy who probably had his existential crisis that only the age of 16. He's the kind of guy who cries himself to sleep every night. If he has kids, He doesn't. His wife has them, Someone kidnapped them, Or some shit. Carl's get no kids. The only type of kids he gets is a class of angry teenagers who live off monster energy drinks. Carl's are usually teachers, why? because they hate their life so much so that they need to make it worse with every passing minute. By the age of five Carl's are usually alcoholics. You can't blame them. It's not their fault they were named Carl. Carl's also have a tendency to have very small penises. So small that a dwarf could top them. So small that it is impossible for a man like that to be straight. Carl's have small penises.
"oh hey that's Carl." "Doesn't he have a tiny penis?"
"Isn't that Carl's eighth wine bottle?"
"Someone help Carl he about to jump off the balcony again. "
"Isn't that Carl's eighth wine bottle?"
"Someone help Carl he about to jump off the balcony again. "
by Stumblebunny May 3, 2020
Get the Carlmug. by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022
Get the Carlmug. Carl-Sean is a very unique name . They are very handsome/beautiful and nice to those who are nice back they often play sports
Hey how you doing Carl-Sean
by cgajw51 December 22, 2020
Get the carl-seanmug. Usually has a huge weiner and loves ebony porn. Carl is one of the boys and wi;l never leave. He is a toxic retard who doesnt know were the line is on some of his jokes
by Every Girl ever In illinois January 20, 2021
Get the carlmug. A "Carl" is very nice, well spoken, extremely intelligent person with lots of manners. They tend to have the up most respect towards everyone and always puts others before them in all situations.
What's good Carl
by JimBorisLovesVist May 3, 2022
Get the Carlmug. 