dick cap

when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening

person one: " Hey bro, why the fuck did you piss all over the wall this morning?"

Person 2: "Fuck you, I had my dick cap on."

by Sonny Red October 21, 2006

Finesse the CAP

You lied so bad that your lie isn’t believable;

You straight finesse the cap bro!

by NiyahWiyah July 10, 2018

cap-map

In electronics; a diagram (sometimes hand drawn) to assist in locating and verifying the polarity of electrolytic capacitors and other electronic components.

Q: Did you draw a CAP-MAP before you removed all those capacitors?
A: Nope!
Response: Good luck getting the new ones installed correctly!

by T.S. Elmore March 4, 2011

cap the well

To finish one's drink

Jeff, you ready to head to the next bar?

One minute, let me cap the well.

by plusplus July 23, 2010

Pappy cap

A camper shell for a truck bed, usually owned by older men

I can haul so many things in my truck bed now that I have a pappy cap.

by Betterdefinition January 13, 2020

CAPS AIDS

The irresistible urge to type in caps because someone else doing it.

A: "How was your day?"
B: "IT WAS GOOD. I HAVE CANDY."
A: "OH YAY."
B: "WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?"
A: "IT'S CAPS AIDS, BRO."

by herp a derp a derp derp October 8, 2011

Blasting caps

condoms and such. !!

1. Since I have AIDS, I poke tiny holes in all my blasting caps.

2. Are these the smallest caps you sell?

by The Pantsman May 16, 2007