dick cap

when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening

person one: " Hey bro, why the fuck did you piss all over the wall this morning?"

Person 2: "Fuck you, I had my dick cap on."

by Sonny Red October 21, 2006

cap the well

To finish one's drink

Jeff, you ready to head to the next bar?

One minute, let me cap the well.

by plusplus July 23, 2010

Blasting caps

condoms and such. !!

1. Since I have AIDS, I poke tiny holes in all my blasting caps.

2. Are these the smallest caps you sell?

by The Pantsman May 16, 2007

Going Caps

The act of typing words or sentences in all capital letters to express anger or frustration.

Dude, I realize you're upset that McDonald's gave you fries instead of pie, but it's nothing to go caps over.

Calm down Fred, you're going caps on me.

by Alapanamo March 23, 2008

woo cap

another word for a beanie which is usually worn by faggot skater boys

Look at his woo cap. Because the the skateboard wasn't bad enough.

by John Warden May 12, 2014

Caps Lock

CAPS Lock (often shortened is considered "shouting" on the internet, online chatrooms, and instant messaging. Avoid using to get your point across.

I'M USING CAPS LOCK ON MY POSTS BECAUSE IT MAKES WHAT I SAY MORE FACTUAL AND IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!

by Overstored Milk October 11, 2014

cap locked

SOMEONE WHO FEELS THE NEED TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME TO MAKE COMMENT MORE NOTICEABLE

a guy:I'm going to respond to that cap lock bastard to show him how dumb he is............cap locked responds:go fuck your mom trailer hicky trashbag motherfucker I love my CAP LOCKED

by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013