Canadian Cooler

A vehicle parked outside during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products can be stored with a lower chance of theft and freezing.

Not to be confused with a Canadian Refrigerator.

"Give me your keys so I can grab the beer from the Canadian cooler".

"Take the pop from the Canadian cooler and put it in the Canadian refrigerator".

by hockeyguy071 November 23, 2010

Canadian Fridge

The act of stuffing as much ice cream as you can into a lady's vagina and then engaging in penetrative sex with said vagina.

White Guy - You actually did the Canadian Fridge with her?
Black Dude - Yeah, but she was worried about getting pregnant, so I used an ice cream cone as a condom.
White Guy - So you did the Canadian Fridge with a Canadian Condom. Pointy tip?
Black Dude - Hell yeah.

by Inept_Walrus March 20, 2011

Canadian housing project

Joke

The giagantic, half acre mound of snow found on a Walmart's parking lot after it have been plowed that resembles a huge igloo. Based on the myth that Canadians live in igloos.

That Canadian housing project at Walmart reaches aboot two thirds the way up the light poles.

by wolfbait51 December 7, 2011

Canadian Golden Blanket

To pee on a sleeping friend in helps to warm them

Rick looks cold there's no blankets around I should give him a Canadian golden blanket

by Bernie Whurst November 28, 2012

canadian-draft

When a woman farts and/or queefs while her partner is performing oral sex on her>

She came to my house and gave me a large amount of canadian-draft.

by redsmiyh September 27, 2015

canadian blackmail

Being very polite when asking for a favor from a Canadian.

Tom: I couldn't refuse, he said please and thank you.

Harry: Wow that's some serious Canadian blackmail.

by adewwwed ddwweddewd July 5, 2017

Canadian alarm clock

When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.

This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.

by JohnnySage August 18, 2019