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by Wind ensemble March 24, 2017
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Canadian Glazer

A sex act in which you cover your partner in Maple syrup and try to lick it off before it hardens.
"Hey Glenn, what happened to the other half of your mustache?"

"I gave my old lady a Canadian Glazer and fell asleep halfway through"
by Mapik December 13, 2019
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Canadian Tank

A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.
All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.
by Tank Master #29184 December 28, 2013
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Canadian Style

Fucking your girlfriend doggy style in front of the TV while watching a hockey game
The Rangers were on TV last night and Helen was horny, so I did her Canadian Style
by Myles O'Toole November 12, 2020
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Canadian Bayonet

take your erect penis and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what I mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your penis, you feed the Canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s)
We fed the Canadian Bayonet to our bae's
by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016
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Canadian Toothbrush

Going down on a woman while she has a full on bush.
John went down on me last night and I haven't shaved in a while...he got the Canadian Toothbrush.
by DelayedFuture August 3, 2017
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Canadian sober

Sure, you've had three beers and taken a couple hits of that blunt everyone was passing around, but yeah, you'd say you feel pretty much sober.
Don't let that guy drive home; he's had a six pack and a bong bowl to himself. Officially Canadian sober.
by Gilchrist McDonaghue May 3, 2014
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