Camp Jack

Someone of lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but is capable of taming Iguanodons.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass

“I tamed four Iguanodons for you bro, I’m not useless” -Camp Jack

by Alabora67 July 15, 2020

IMG camp

A sex camp. Filled with sporty teenagers that train hard during the day and fuck around at night. It’s a lot of hispanic people which is annoying because they think they run the place. Pretty fun though especially on the weekend trips to the beach or theme parks with best friends.

Annie: What did you do this summer?

Jack: I went to IMG camp

Annie: What did you do there?
Jack: Played baseball and lost my virginity

by lilredrobimhood72 April 28, 2020

Camp Taconic

A seven week summer camp located in hinsdale, mass. You go back for years and years; all the shit happens at teensnack. U make your typical jappy summer camp friends, everyone can be b!tches but everyone always wants to return despite the lack of normal tasting food. Every girl is obsessed with Taconic and it’s a nice place overall

Oh you go to camp taconic? Do you know my friends?

by Taconiclover23456 December 8, 2018

camp wright

a place of perfection. the people, the place, and the experience is absolutely amazing. you can find yourself there.

i went to camp wright and found my best friend!

by TT1234 September 4, 2019

Dry Camping

Camping alone. Similar to dry humping; you go through all the motions but don't get any.

Jim goes dry camping all the time because his wife won't go with him.

by TRTLGRL August 23, 2019

Gramp Camp

A concentration camp set up for the elderly.

Also an act of pawning off an old person for money or charity.

Happy Gilmore sent his grandmother to a Gramp Camp until he could come up with the money to buy her back

by jeepstar323 September 9, 2010

Martis Camp

Martis Camp is the most expensive and exclusive gated club in Northern CA. It is located in Tahoe, and boasts a private ski lift, four clubhouses, a beach club, and two golf courses. Houses are required to be at least 3,500 square feet, because who on earth could fathom living in a home smaller than that. Martis Camp is home to yoga pant moms, and bald tech dads. Everyone drives either a Tesla, Porsche, or Range Rover. If you want to mingle with the elites, you need to pay up. To get into Martis Camp, you need to own a house, and pay club dues. The cheapest house you can buy is 3 Million dollars. This is truly one of the most privileged and over the top places in the world.

I’m heading up to Martis Camp this weekend to find solitude in the simplicity of the mountains and my 11,000 square-foot home with 7 bedrooms.

by itslissaaaaaaa June 22, 2020