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california sandstorm

When your jizz comes out super fast and it's like a shotgun spread to the face .🍆
by Liam swearing in May 31, 2016
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California Roll

A term used to define someone who claims to enjoy Asiatic cultures , but wants or demands fundamental changes to any vaguely Asian or Asian inspired media bought to the West in order to suit their personal, usually poor tastes. Often, these will fly in the face of either the original content or authorial intent, and is almost always for the worse.

A common example of a California Roll is the average video game localizer.

The verbal form, California Rolling, is to deface Asian inspired media by deliberately applying clashing ideas and cultural concepts to the setting in a non-synergistic, often embarrassing manner.
Noun example
Person A: "Why does Fire Emblem Fates read so much worse in English?"
Person B: "It was translated by California Rolls, what do you expect?"

Verb Example
4Kids(2002-2008) was a animation dubbing company which would bring over anime from Japan and would California Roll it, sometimes making manic changes like claiming rice balls were jelly donuts.
by Psuedowoodonym August 14, 2023
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California Minute

My boi took 2 California minutes to get here.
by YuOfTheNight December 13, 2018
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California Cold

When a so-cal native travels to another part of the world and the place has a temperature that may be normal or hot for them but for so-cal natives cold as hell. This is because it gets spicy in so-cal
by 5Head4Head3Head July 17, 2019
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California married

Living together and doing all acts like a married couple without having been actually married also the man still gets to sleep with other people
Its okay I'm only California married , we can still have fun.
by Ladyvulpine February 19, 2022
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California Dreamcatcher

When one partner involved in one-on-one sexual intercourse sneezes into the open mouth of the other partner. Ejaculation optional, but recommended.
"Jace, Eric, and Tammy totally tried the California Dreamcatcher because Jace and Eric didn't get flu shots."
by momjeansdadknobs November 28, 2017
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California cow

1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.

2. A Fat Blunt from California
Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !

Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !

A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
by Big boy Bob January 9, 2022
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