a real fat ugly man who sits next to me in class acts smart but is attualy dumb and is very mean (to me)
by anonymous November 13, 2020
Get the caleb mug.The rip off guy version of Kayla. Oh. And some Caleb's are nice, but others are dicks. It's a 50,50 with them. The name were if there's two people in the room, this is how it will go down. Look at the example.
Friend: "Hey, Kayla?"
Caleb and Kayla: "Yeah?"
Friend: "Not you, Kayla, Caleb. With the b at the end."
Kayla: "Well how the fuck am I supposed to know. They sound similar, and you hardly, ever pronounce the b, unless if you say it slowly and loudly. Like this." "CAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB."
Caleb and Kayla: "Yeah?"
Friend: "Not you, Kayla, Caleb. With the b at the end."
Kayla: "Well how the fuck am I supposed to know. They sound similar, and you hardly, ever pronounce the b, unless if you say it slowly and loudly. Like this." "CAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB."
by Mysterious Girl0919 November 18, 2020
Get the Caleb mug.Caleb is a rootin’, tootin’ republican. He has 15 guns and a dead turtle’s head in his room. He doesn’t know how to speak so if he disagrees with you he just uses pure force, normally in the way of hitting you with a book.
Some people think Caleb will kill someone without motive, but I think he’ll wait until he disagrees with someone.
Some people think Caleb will kill someone without motive, but I think he’ll wait until he disagrees with someone.
by Intheaeroplane December 3, 2020
Get the Caleb mug.Very outgoing person, nicest kid you will meet but he is very shy so watch what u tell him becuase he is very sensitive and emotional, but also has trust issues, he also will do anything to love and impress his girlfriend and will never stop loving her
by Lando:( October 23, 2020
Get the caleb jager mug.by Lacbe October 27, 2020
Get the Caleb mug.Caleb is a very funny and amusing person and has the best brown hair and best brown eyes Calebs are very loyal and trustworthy you can tell him anything he is a very shy person when it comes down to his feelings towards you he also has the best hair imagen the softest thing you have touched and then times it by 2 and thats what you get he usually has 3 to 2 friends that always hang around him overall a very sweet kind and loving person
by Kimberly's dream boy October 28, 2020
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