cabana boy

1 n. The sissy fruitcake offering towels at resorts.
2 v. Proof that some males can be softer than the Teletubbies.

"Man, some nasty looking guy is hitting on me. He bought me a drink." "Relax, it's just the cabana boy"

by McNostril April 11, 2006

cabbage

a taxi...as in cab...cabbage!

i'm sick of waiting for a bus. Lets call a cabbage.

by slimey January 13, 2005

Muff Cabbage

The vagina of a Jersey or wannabe Jersey Guidette.

Symptoms: generally accompanied with balding, smell of fresh gucci leathers, and STD creams. Commonly confused with an oompa loompa vagina due to it's "nautral" orange glow. Commonly has cabbage appearance due to its many layers and folds.

Causes: Smush Smush guido/guidette occurances after sweaty fist-pumping encounters.

Cure: unknown

You have a muff cabbage bitch!
I can smell your muff cabbage from Lodi.
What an angry muff cabbage!

by Vagius October 17, 2010

cabbage patch snatch

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.

"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."

by T. Clark Crawford June 14, 2005

Cabbage Patch.

Noun, (Cab-age Pat-ch); A Term That Refers To The Females Reproductive Organ As Well As There Anus When Connected By A Thick Patch Of Pube's, Ergo The Name Cabbage Patch.

Cabbage Patch. Female Pube's Sex Booty Bush

by Quents! March 7, 2010

cabbage patch

A Cabbage Patch is a slag used to imply the person on the receiving end is an idiot or although a normal able bodied person, intellegance wise resembles someone born with mental defect.In typical daily slang the word "Cabbage" has of recent times adopted the new meaning of "idiot" or "moran" so a cabbage patch, effectively the birth place of many multitudes of cabbages is a multible of an idiot.

John:"Hey Greg, why would you think it's a smart idea to eat soup with a fork. You're such a cabbage patch."

by philamb February 29, 2012

Muff Cabbage

A redundant slang term used by New Jerseyens that translates to "vagina vagina". It is believed the term Muff Cabbage originally translated to "Muff of New Jerseyens", perhaps because of the cabbage like appearence of the Jerseyen muffs- which is caused by the overly frequent use and abuse they are often subject to.

Jersey girl #1: You're muff cabbage.
Jersey girl #2: No you're muff cabbage- muff cabbage.
Bystander: You both are muff cabbage... its a Jersey thing.

by BiP0larBear October 17, 2010