Canada Goose

The new true religion. Irrelevant and will be the uniform of all form of people.

Stranger 1. "Hey, nice canada goose jacket."
Stranger 2. " Thanks, I like your canada goose jacket too."
Stranger 3. " OH MAN! Look at those canada goose jackets, I got to get a pair of those."

by definitionerer December 19, 2017

Canada's History

A dirty blowjob in which after the receiver is done receiving, he blows shits all over their face and yells "and THAT is Canada's History, baby!"

Me: Did you hear what happened man?
Buddy: No, what happened?
Me: Last night my gal and I were gettin' goofy and...
Buddy: Yeah?
Me: Let's just say that I gave her a lesson on Canada's History.
Buddy: Damn man..Nice.

by The Colbert Nation Forever February 4, 2010

Canada sucks

What americans say when they are incredibly jealous of canadas awesomeness

American1 : Canada SUCKS!!
American2 : Yeah, id rather live there too

by FROGGER@#$ April 30, 2011

Canada's History

A bizarre sexual act involving three midgets, some syrup, toenail clippings and earwax. The three midgets gather in a circle, cover themselves with syrup, sprinkle toenail clippings on themselves, then lick earwax out of each other's ears while the spectator masturbates

Shortly sure can do Canada's History

by UncleJohann1 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

1. (n) a sexual act involving no fewer than the total number of players on the ice during a regulation hockey game. Classically, the male to female ratio is equal, although not required. For the act to be executed correctly, however, any man involved must wear a bear mask, while women wear beaver tails. The men take turns pleasuring any woman they chooses with moose antlers, while the others make awkward small talk. The women who are not currently involved pour pure maple syrup on the reserve pile of antlers for lubrication. After all the men are done, any woman who has not been satisfied is considered ugly and is sent to work in the oil fields.

note: this act is generally regarded as illegal in the united states, but is infact subliminally encouraged by most politicians.

-Did you see that new Paris Hilton video?

-The one where she's doing 'canada's history' with the cast of Degrassi?

-Yeah! Instant classic!

by dtdude February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act, banned in 16 states, involving the following:
a funnel, maple syrup, handcuffs, a foot-long rubber cylinder, antlers & duct-tape. Optional: a goose.

I wanted her to do Canada's History, but it disgusted her, so she offered a Cleveland steamer.

by Dr. W.C. Minor February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Two people head out into the woods, attack and immobilizes a moose, then proceed to tag-team copulate with the creature while sawing off its antlers. The two each hold an end of the antlers and wrassle with it on the moose's back, still coupled with the creature; they compete to force a bottle of maple syrup off the moose's back, to one side or another. The winner receives the Stanley Cup, or a reasonable facsimile if the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto cannot be reached, and the right to use the syrup, antlers, restraints, and Cup on the loser in any way they see fit. The loser receives the right to several hours-long hypnotherapy sessions to remove the memory of the entire event from their mind, ensuring it will resurface again and again in the victim's subconscious, rising to pillage the mind like a psychological Godzilla only to return to mysterious dormancy just as suddenly, thus providing an explanation for much of Canada's History.

Oh, so Harper lost a game of Canada's History? That explains quite a bit.

by FourLetterWord February 5, 2010