boston creamer

the act of bangin' a chick doggy style, pullin' out and spitting on her back so she thinks you came; then as she turns around jizz in her eye.

She wasn't on the pill so I had no alternative but to give her a boston creamer. The doctor said her vision would return to normal in a few weeks.

by Svpirate May 2, 2006

Cremeans

a twitchy person who splooges in his pants on a boat and has yet to get laid. Also known as a siemenator

Leah: "man that kid is such a cremeans, i only said hi to him and he jizzed his pants"

by ILoveWinghouse September 25, 2011

creamed cracker

A person who is white beyond belief. One who can't dance. Either acts this way or has pasty white skin.

Damn, Suzy is such a creamed cracker!

by Kaceyxxx December 12, 2007

crede

1) A Way of Faith in Nature as the ultimate teacher of God's Laws and Natural Laws.

2)The knowing of the truth that is within all humans

That guys crede regarding nature rang true to my heart.

by vman2012 February 3, 2010

cemetery lifestyle

Somebody that eats ,drinks ,smokes and does drugs and doesn’t give a crap about anybody They eat bacon wrapped in bacon for breakfast . Also about 50+ pounds overweight and are very unhealthy also lazy.

My coworker lives a cemetery lifestyle

by Ronline11 June 12, 2018

The Kentucky Creamer

While performing a sexual act, a man fills the gap between a woman's breast with whipped cream. Then he claps her breasts together, thus launching an explosion of whipped cream into the mans face.

We were having sex in the kitchen, and I saw the Cool Whip on the counter so I gave myself the Kentucky Creamer.

by S.P.G December 8, 2011

Chocolate Creamer

A chocolate creamer is a sexual act involving a man and a woman or two men. While the one man is inserting his penis into the rectum of either the other man or the woman, the one who is accepting the cock deficates on it. The penis is held into the rectum like a plug, and then the man ejaculates. If he is lucky, the semen will go into the fecal matter, similar to the way in which a jelly donut holds its jelly. The one who now has this mixture of fecal matter and semen releases it upon the man's chest in the fassion of a cleveland steamer. Some may eat this, while others may enjoy it on their chest.

Wow, they guy rudy busted so hard in my ass that it went straight into my shit! I plopped it on his chest and he bit it and all of his cum oozed out!

by Jb Stim July 21, 2004