Cracker Barrel 

Cracker Barrel has great breakfast and an interesting store in front + a lot of hot country girls work there.

A barrel of fucking crackas

Cracker Barrel by yavin 4 November 1, 2004

CRACKER JACK

A childlike white adult who can't think outside the box & is corny & sweet.Also when you dig deep inside you find a toy, something for children to play with.Or crackers term used for pale square people who (jack) culture, land,history,etc.

I told my son it's a little late for "CRACKER JACK" maybe tomorrow

CRACKER JACK by Fred E. Douglas June 24, 2011

cracker town 

A district of a city anywhere in a non-European country, usually in Asia, where a large, concentrated white minority resides. The district is frequently dirty and sporadic street vendors can be found selling cheap, basement made goods.

Ying: Hey Yang, I need a hamburger, let's head to cracker town.

Yang: Good idea Ying, I could use a knew watch and some Fokie sunglasses.

cracker town by Fil Eden February 23, 2008

Cracker ass Cracker 

The old crazy white dude that was waving a gun at me from his car. What a jack hole.

The old cracker ass cracker better be lucky I didnt have a bigger gun.

Cracker ass Cracker by King Kong December 15, 2003

Cracker G 

The name given to a white gangster.

Sup, Cracker G?

Cracker G by KnifeYaD November 19, 2009

cracker cakes 

Cracker Cakes (n.): This particular food is often referred to as a rice cake, and is a flat circle of tasteless dried rice and nearly weightless. Since only white people are the main consumers of theses delicacies they can also be called a cracker (term for white person as well as type of food) cake. More specifically, white women dieting are the largest demographic for this flavorless snack.

Can we please stop by whole foods quickly so I can fill up on cracker cakes before we go to the gallery opening?

cracker cakes by sucio2 August 13, 2010

Cracker Dick 

(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.

Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.

Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet

Cracker Dick by DiabloRain October 22, 2014