Delete the cookies

The act of masterbating.

I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.

You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???

Can deleting cookies cause blindness?

During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.

by WookieCrisp July 22, 2012

cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.

Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.

by shibbytoast March 4, 2012

sand cookies

The tasty treats found in a cat's litter box.

Man these sand cookies are great!! Thanks a lot Mittens!

by Cosmosssssss December 6, 2011

Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.

Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Mexican Cookie

A chocolate chip with salsa on it. - Brenda Schaub 2022

I thought a Mexican cookie was chocolate chip with salsa on it

by Spud Davidson June 23, 2022

Timekeeper Cookie

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.

You’re such a timekeeper cookie!

by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

Brookie the cookie

Brookie is a cookie. She brings candy for her besties, like her Enrichment friends. (ellie, holland, layla, and ofc Viana) She is also so kind and funny. We love her! Also, she is kinda sussy, but thats ok.

Brookie the cookie, did you bring food?

by Elliewelly_lms April 18, 2022