"Dude what happened to your eye?" asks Nick
"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete
"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick
"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete
"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick
by Swift_Nick_Cudd June 18, 2011
You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023
by Clap daddy April 27, 2023
The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.
The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.
I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
by Salty 40 March 23, 2020
A word to describe girls from Clacton. They are known as both clapped and slags, hence the name clapped slags. They also use this term to describe eachother, as it became the social norm for them.
Example 1:
CS 1: Hey clapped slag
CS 2: Hey babe
Example 2:
Boy: I really want to get with Georgia.
Boy 2: Nah don't shes from Clacton.
Boy 1: Oh she's a clapped slag then.
Boy 2: yeah that whole group is full of clapped slags
CS 1: Hey clapped slag
CS 2: Hey babe
Example 2:
Boy: I really want to get with Georgia.
Boy 2: Nah don't shes from Clacton.
Boy 1: Oh she's a clapped slag then.
Boy 2: yeah that whole group is full of clapped slags
by Mr. S.andman June 25, 2018
When one girl dances vigurousley and shaking wat she got in them jeans..usually her name is whitney and she tends to make little highschool boys excited.
caution: will experince motion sickness from ass movements and will make u fucking dizzy.
caution: will experince motion sickness from ass movements and will make u fucking dizzy.
by yaitsmo July 05, 2006
male 1 - "hey man im taking this bitch back to the crib"
male 2 - "thats wassup nigga. you best make it clap later on"
male 2 - "thats wassup nigga. you best make it clap later on"
by BustaRhymes January 06, 2009