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jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus
twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first
by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018
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choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle
omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there
by stresspacito October 14, 2018
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Choking the Chicken

Girlfriend: hey babe wanna bang?
Me: Nah im choking the chicken rn tbh.
by GayCodPlayer October 31, 2018
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Choke

James- Anyone fancy a choke from the vending machine?
by Fatbatsard July 15, 2017
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ocular choking

The act of squeezing eyeballs for erotic gratification.
"I was ocular choking the fuck out of Jenny last night then my fingers came up all red."

"Poor Jenny."
by Yulio's Urethra August 12, 2017
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choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018
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Choke

When u are referencing something or someone in any case
Person 1: Hey so I like this person but let’s reference him as 15
Person 2: ok so whenever we talk about him we say 15

Person 3(who is 15): hey guys

Both Person 1 and 2: CHOKE
by Helloworld112 July 9, 2018
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