Canadian mitten

When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.

Dude, I totally gave myself a Canadian mitten last night with that girl!

by YaYa#20 March 28, 2019

Canadian waterslide

Oral sex performed outside in sub-0°C temperature.

My birthday is January 22 and my girlfriend gave me a canadian waterslide as a present

by fagorcultured May 5, 2016

Canadian beach

A nudist beach. Named this way due to the large amount of "beavers" and "logs".

1: I went to the best Canadian beach yesterday!
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh

by Alvarortor September 14, 2015

Canadian Poopsicle

This is preformed by taking a shit in a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo.

Man, I have to take a shit. Man.2, WAIT! wanna make a Canadian Poopsicle? Man, sure.

by wolfkiller1351 December 1, 2020

Canadian Riot

Pushing over a trash can and running away

School sucks, we should start a Canadian riot.

by Ace55172379632432 October 4, 2022

Canadian Backscratcher

The act of one person taking at least a 13in dildo to the ass, while the pitcher scratches their back until bleeding. The word "sowry" is constantly said during this act.

Uncle Barnebee will take care of you, ask him for the Canadian Backscratcher. You'll walk with a limp for a week.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

Saving the Canadians

The act of masturbation.

Dude, I was saving the canadians last night when my girlfriend walked in on me... It was so embarrassing.

by Oakwood Outlaws June 20, 2011