Cat

FUCKING SATAN THEY WILL RIP AND TEAR THROUGH YOUR SKIN LIKE A DRUNK '3"2 SAD AND MAD UNCLE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING

"Aww, Look at that cute Cat!"

"B u r n i t"

by Dick Tation June 28, 2021

Cat

This type of animal is typically carnivorous and lives in the rain forests of the Middle East. In the Western Hemisphere they are known as “dogs” or “doggos”. The name is misleading and many are confused as to what a cat actually is. A little known fact is in the 18th century, the Duke of Algarathté named this creature “cat” to fight back against the slang that the young folk were using. (They were calling it a dog.) The duke was upset because it was his duty to name things without a name. So he called it a cat. The more you know.

Most people think that it’s a dog, but its actual name is a cat.

by i’m-a-truck<3 July 11, 2021

Cat

A cat is one of the best pets you can have! Cats are cute, fluffy, soft, loveable, and lay on your lap.
I recommend getting a cat RIGHT NOW!!!

Dude: did you see that adorable cat at petsmart?
Dude 2: Yeah I’m Not Blind!

by RobloxAndMinecraftGirl July 17, 2021

cat

cutest darn thing ever

(sorry I'm out of ideas and cats are the cutest)

by Solari_is_now_self-loathing July 27, 2021

cat

wilbur soot

wilbur soot is a cat

by marberri July 28, 2021

Cat

A liquid that always wants snacks. Toe beans uwu

My cat is fluffy

by The_bean_warrior July 28, 2021

Cat

Cats are the most elegant, most graceful, and most funny thing I've ever seen. Even though they can be trouble, just give them time for a nap.

Cat- meow (don't touch me human)

Human- *pets cat*

Cat- *hisses and bites the human*

Human- owch

by Stitch_The_Cat July 29, 2021