Caged

1. A term used to refer to when Nicolas Cage burns you.
2. A term used to refer to having been beat physically by Nicolas Cage.
3. A term used to refer to having gotten the Declaration of Independence stolen well you're on watch especially by Nicolas Cage.

1. *Nicolas Cage talking*...That's what I was doing to your mom last night! *Laughs manically* That's right you've just been...CAGED!
2. *Well trying to mug Nicolas Cage*

You: Give me your money!
Nick Cage: What the hell man! *Kicks you in the groin*

And don't ever come around hear again!
You: *Stares in horror* I...I'm sorry.
Nick Cage: It's fine I forgive you for you've just been...CAGED!
3. Head of security: Where's the Declaration Of Independence Gary?
Gary: I...I...
Head of security: I said WHERE'S THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GARY?
Gary: Well that actor from Gone in 60 Seconds walked in and, well, he caged me.
Head of Security: That's the 3rd time this week! I have had enough of your incompetence Gary *Morphs into Donald Trump* You're fired!

by 515That One Guy June 17, 2018

caked

Extremely easy or simple; a piece of cake.

Person 1: How was the exam?
Person 2: That shit was caked bro, don't bother studying

by treecoffee September 1, 2022

Tape Cape

N. When in your intire house, there is no tape in any form.

"I tell ya', there was a tape cape in my house as if someone stole all of them.

by Barry Scotch September 30, 2008

meat cape

The giant layer of back fat on the morbidly obese, which impedes the ability to sit back in any seat of any kind.

"Yo, who Precious wearin' last night at the Oscars?"
"I don't know but that meat cape was on!"
"It looked like she had 50 gallons of chocolate pudding riding piggy back."

by pseusie March 7, 2010

Cape

An attractive female much younger than yourself.

Person One: "Yo yo, did you see that cape just walk by?"
Person Two: "Dude, that girl is like 15!"

by Oh Burrell August 12, 2009

Cape Girls

Cape girls are just here because our parents moved here as a kid and we are stuck here.. we make the best of life.. not all of us drink.. the partys are fun probally not the best but we make the best out of it.. most of us are down to earth but we are taught to dream big becaus eanyone can accomplish anything.. most of us cant wiat to move away but when were gone realize we want back

once a cape girl, always a cape girl

by Cape girlie May 30, 2005

CAPE GIRLS

crazy, outgoing, sexiest girls around. wind blown hair, boy in hand, most have been tubing or go tubing at least 3 times a weekend. have many "summer friends" and have hooked up with at least half of the guys in their group of "summer friends". their stoners, their alcoholics, they scream way too loud and laugh way too much. But we wouldnt have it any other way. sex is a health issue, or..a must. oh, and doing it on a boat is absolutely no problem. busting into random bonfire parties and making 20+ friends is normal. we drink before noon, and smoke continually. We party every night of the week, and unlike you, we dont get hangovers. We kick ass.

Cape girls are the sexiest girls around.

by ishcomba June 1, 2006