Caps lazy

The failure to capitalize letters in emails and letters due to the fact that you are used to your smart phone doing it for you.

I have become caps lazy when typing emails to my boss and is beginning to think that my use of syntax is that of someone from Arkansas.

by The Commish of Brookside January 7, 2016

king of cap

when someone lies so much to the point where you can not differ truth from false.

Person 1: Bro you friends with Chad
Person 2: That dude lie so much he must be the king of cap .

by CoochieObtainer November 28, 2019

discribity cap

See what'd happen was yous was drunk and wanted to ride out waterskiing style on two discount alligators, much to the delight of all my lady fans, to the wa-ho. I told you ima rip out your distributor cap so you can't drive there. you told me. I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap.

I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap

by Willie T. October 31, 2003

cap job

Getting some deep throat action with your hands on the back of her head. Capped off means a cap job to completion.

Got a cap job from my girlfriend.

by frogdude2100 February 16, 2021

Douche cap

Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.

"Stay away from that guy, he wears a douche cap."

by shadded June 28, 2013

Pappy cap

A camper shell for a truck bed, usually owned by older men

I can haul so many things in my truck bed now that I have a pappy cap.

by Betterdefinition January 13, 2020

CAPS AIDS

The irresistible urge to type in caps because someone else doing it.

A: "How was your day?"
B: "IT WAS GOOD. I HAVE CANDY."
A: "OH YAY."
B: "WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?"
A: "IT'S CAPS AIDS, BRO."

by herp a derp a derp derp October 8, 2011