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Douche cap

Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.
"Stay away from that guy, he wears a douche cap."
by shadded June 28, 2013
mugGet the Douche capmug.

discribity cap

See what'd happen was yous was drunk and wanted to ride out waterskiing style on two discount alligators, much to the delight of all my lady fans, to the wa-ho. I told you ima rip out your distributor cap so you can't drive there. you told me. I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap.
I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap
by Willie T. October 31, 2003
mugGet the discribity capmug.

king of cap

when someone lies so much to the point where you can not differ truth from false.
Person 1: Bro you friends with Chad
Person 2: That dude lie so much he must be the king of cap .
by CoochieObtainer November 28, 2019
mugGet the king of capmug.

Caps lazy

The failure to capitalize letters in emails and letters due to the fact that you are used to your smart phone doing it for you.
I have become caps lazy when typing emails to my boss and is beginning to think that my use of syntax is that of someone from Arkansas.
by The Commish of Brookside January 7, 2016
mugGet the Caps lazymug.

British cap

When you stick the tip of the penis into Hot Earl Grey, slightly scalding the penis to make it a true British Cap
A proper British Cap scalds the penis
by anonymous March 24, 2023
mugGet the British capmug.

cap-map

In electronics; a diagram (sometimes hand drawn) to assist in locating and verifying the polarity of electrolytic capacitors and other electronic components.
Q: Did you draw a CAP-MAP before you removed all those capacitors?
A: Nope!
Response: Good luck getting the new ones installed correctly!
by T.S. Elmore March 4, 2011
mugGet the cap-mapmug.

cap locked

SOMEONE WHO FEELS THE NEED TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME TO MAKE COMMENT MORE NOTICEABLE
a guy:I'm going to respond to that cap lock bastard to show him how dumb he is............cap locked responds:go fuck your mom trailer hicky trashbag motherfucker I love my CAP LOCKED
by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013
mugGet the cap lockedmug.

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