Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair

I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching

by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015

Cream gobbler

A woman who loves to gobble cream for all men

Yo bro what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to this girl house she's a true cream gobbler.

by Anonymoustowho22 June 27, 2022

Croatan

Croatan. Croatian Explorers who landed on the Coast of North Carolina near Ocracoke, Cape Hatteras and other nearby areas. They interelated with the local Native and African people. Multi Cultural name. Croatan (Croatian.)

Croatians are here from Croatia! They are known as the Croatan People.

by Jacrispym1 August 3, 2022

ChristmAss Crack

A long sliver of ass crack that hangs out of the back of your pants when you bend over after a few weeks of heavy eating during the holiday season.

My brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her ChristmAss Crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the New Year's Eve party.

by Louisiana Gold December 30, 2009

Maccas Crawl

A rite of passage undertaken by all true Alphas. The Maccas Crawl, a custom embedded in history, involves participants travelling to all McDonald's in home state or province. It is an ancient tradition created by the Core Four, the four founding fathers of the sacred ritual. Before undertaking said ritual, it is essential for all participants to start with a quick prayer to the Core Four. Once completed the Maccas Crawl participants will then become true men among boys.

Stevo: Hey bro what you doing in Saturday night?
Gazza: Going in a maccas crawl

Clarence: That's really bent
Gazza: I can smell your virginity from here

by CoreFour#3 February 19, 2020

Criminal Dick

The state of being so arroused and horny that your dick transcends the usual hard-on and morphs into a malevolent being all its own, capable of unrepentant violence, anti-social behavior, sexual assault and-- in extreme cases-- rape.

Synonyms: felonious trunk

I saw this girl last night who was so hot she gave me a case of straight up Criminal Dick.

by Randy Bloke November 14, 2015