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Cookie List

The distribution list that you send an email to in the office when it's your birthday and you have left cookies by the coffee machine.
Maggie "Hi everyone, It's my brithday today, 21 again! To celebrate, please help yourselves to cookies by the coffee machine!"

Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"
by Rhym3 August 14, 2009
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sand cookies

The tasty treats found in a cat's litter box.
Man these sand cookies are great!! Thanks a lot Mittens!
by Cosmosssssss December 6, 2011
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Cock cookie

Cock cookie is a girl that lets guys constantly cum inside her cookie (pussy).
Donny: Jessica has a weird smelling pussy. I'm starting to suspect that she's with random dudes all the time.

Jared: The boys don't call her a Cock Cookie for nothing.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
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Cookie Masterson

Cookie Masterson is the host of You Don't Know Jack, Fakin' It, and Fibbage. Cookie is mainly known for YDKJ. The hosts of JackBox only have a voice, and so does Cookie.
Cookie can be seen in party pack 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
"So, who's your favorite jackbox host?"
"I like Schmitty, because of his responses in Quiplash."
"Cool thinking, but I prefer Cookie Masterson, he has a nice charm, and I love his confusion in Lawn Wax."
"Lawn Wax was a good rememberable episode if I do say so myself."
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Case Cookie

A basic fuckboi that drops in on women's DM's here and there just to stay on the bench. Tends to take multiple gym selfies so that people know he works out. Similar to a dudebro and uses phrases words such as shred and bless up. It's common for a Case Cookie to have Justin Bieber hair and wear sun glasses in daylight.
As they're everywhere, a Case Cookie is somewhat easy to sight. The only way to know for sure is to talk to/observe one. Case Cookie's can be heard saying there's not enough alcohol present to get them drunk. When there is enough they often use the excuse that a certain type of alcohol affects them in unforeseeable ways, while purposefully being vague. This is just a way to maintain their fratboi rep.
Case Cookie uploads picture of a healthy meal on social media: Bless up

Cake Cookie: Bro, there's not enough alcohol here to get me turnt.
Person 1: You're in luck bud, I've just picked up a couple bottles of vodka.
Cake Cookie: Oh no, me drinking vodka is a badd idea. This one time at a party...
by Maddawg120 May 24, 2018
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Mexican Cookie

A chocolate chip with salsa on it. - Brenda Schaub 2022
I thought a Mexican cookie was chocolate chip with salsa on it
by Spud Davidson June 23, 2022
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Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.
Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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