Bradley Martyn

A real life version of the hulk! This beast squats your max while on a hover board and still does it better than you. He’s like 240 lbs and can jump over 6ft high. He lifts insane weights that you doubt he’s a human being.

Aside from that he’s a great guy and has amazing motivational talks and a great outlook on life.

I love you, Bradley

PS: Dom is still bigger than you

I lifted crazy weights today! I went full Bradley Martyn

by Urbandefintions June 5, 2018

Bradley

When a male won't stop sucking another males penis. Also referred as a(n) asshole.

"Why are you being such a Bradley? " "Dude! Get off my dick, Bradley! "

by Szandra.cuiniche November 14, 2015

Guido Braid

Braid stemming from nape of the neck, curves around to front on top of shoulder, similar to rat tail.

That wetback's guido braid puts my salon styled hair to shame.

by cola101 March 5, 2009

braddles

An innocent freshman before college corrupts their delicate sense of being.

Senior: Braddles, you want to come over to my place tonight?
*Braddles cowers in fear of the things he has heard of Senior's apartment*

by GPhotographor October 7, 2008

Bradley

A boy with a very small penis..

Hey look at brad, that's the guy with the small dick

Bradley with a small dick

by an but6 May 14, 2018

Bradley

A little annoying bastard. He thinks everyone is friend which they are not. He stalks girls and some boys and he know everything about you. When he sees a pretty girl he calls her babe. He the person that looks like he masturbates. This kid is fucking annoying, you want to fucking cut out hid voice box and set it on fire. Short story don't ever talk to this sex offender

Hey bradley shut up

by Draconian556 May 21, 2018

Bradley

Preppy. Like anchors. Vineyard vines. Great at tinder...until they actually meet!

Bradley was having so much fun he tindered all over his vineyard vines shorts.

by MrCEasy August 25, 2016