Boston Chili Dog

(N.) BAW-stun CHILL-ee dawg. The sexual act wherein which a male defecates onto a female's chest, where she then squeezes her breasts together so that the male may insert his penis between her breasts, creating the illusion of a chili dog. The act is sometimes topped with semen to add a cheese effect.

As the couple made love, she lovingly looked up to him and asked for a Boston Chili Dog, with cheese.

by The Masked Bukkaker October 3, 2011

Boston tea party

The act of an American boy ejaculating onto a British girl's vagina, also known as 'yanking on her harbour'.

It's been a little monotonous in the bedroom lately so just as I was reaching my vinegar strokes I pulled out and re-enacted the Boston tea party!

by monkeyslut16 October 20, 2011

Boston Prostate Exam

The Boston Prostate Exam is what the Boston Celtics gave the Los Angeles Lakers on June 17th, 2008. The Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA champioship. Bostons blow out was equivalent to a prostate exam without the use of a latex glove so Kobe Bryant could feel every finger all up in that ass.

Charles: Did you see the Celtics give the Lakers a whooping?

Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.

by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008

Boston Pot Pie

The act of separating the vaginal lips of a female sexual partner and vomiting in the vagina. Usually committed after a long night of binge drinking in which vomiting may be induced from specific scents or movements.

Similar in style to the alabama hot pocket.

Yeah, I was really drunk last night. I took her home and ended up giving her a Boston Pot Pie...

by Hinkle March 23, 2008

Boston Tea Farty

When a man tea bags, or lays his testicles on a woman's anus, he then instructs her to pass gas, making a ripple sensation on the scrotum.

"My balls are hurting. I could really use a nice Boston Tea Farty right about now.

by Young Stinny March 4, 2009

Boston Red Balls

The fine, time-honored tradition of fornicating with a woman who is menstrating, resulting in having a blood-red sack, then wiping the man's bloody ballbag all over said woman's face. (Also known as a Bloody Teabag).

"That dumb bitch didn't tell me she was bleeding this week, so I gave her the ol' Boston Red Balls."

by jimmyg5243 February 23, 2009

Boston Creme Roll

When a man shoots his load into the roll of an overweight woman.

Oh man, I gave that fat chick a boston creme roll last night!

by Mitch July 20, 2004